toast sandwich
smoking is awesome
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
these stupid trucks are literally killing us
feminine urge this, masculine urge that, the only urge i have is going feral
rich people keep trying to build cities
do not eat my lunch, i have 7 shrimp and 4,639 rice
me and my unhealthy eating and sleeping habits and just my delusional thoughts against this world.
hobby lobby smuggling scandal
cars are getting dumber
i always figure it out on my own, i just need to panic first
just do it-naps
Potoooooooo
do be do be do
distractions, distractions (the dumb ver.)

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